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you have a badass stocking cap atop your beautiful head and you'll be able stay out all day long

lay a scrape

Your wife has called three times already and the sun isn't even up

you forget about how crazy she is and thank God that you are 18 feet up in one of the best rut funnels you have ever seen

You answer every time just in case it's an emergency

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