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The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts

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Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L The English language spent thousandsRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all