Trick or Tequila - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Half those names are real

Half those names are real and the other half are felonies

The league made sure nothing like it ever happened again

Stacked green text below reads "BASEBALL CLUB

each preceded by a yellow-green checkmark in a checked checkbox

with "1959 CASTLE ROCK

Trick or Tequila - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Half those names are realReplacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame, which tracks for someone three shots deep by 8 PM. The skull in the glass isn't decoration, it's a preview of tomorrow morning. The Details: Distressed black block text reads "TRICK OR TEQUILA" across two lines. Below, a black and white illustration depicts a shot glass containing a skull with a lime wedge on the rim and a small spill puddle beneath,