Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt chatsworth Condensed white sans-serif text across

Condensed white sans-serif text across the lower helmet reads "I'M SURROUNDED BY

The confidence of the incorrectness is what really does the damage

" A cartoon tiger head wearing a baseball cap

Inspired by Dodgeball

Millions of years of natural selection peaked at a species that argues ball-and-strike calls with a guy standing three feet away

Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt chatsworth Condensed white sans-serif text acrossRock paper scissors peaked as a competitive sport in 1987, and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey. Carrying that title for nearly four decades in a game with zero athletic requirement is genuinely impressive. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" above a circular laurel wreath emblem containing hand silhouettes depicting rock, paper, and scissors. Bold serif numerals "1987" appear below in matching