World's Okayest Neighbor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Negotiating with Hans Gruber like

Negotiating with Hans Gruber like you're closing escrow in Marina del Rey takes a special kind of cocaine confidence

serious confidence

Pee-wee Herman leaps mid-air in the background in a gray suit

Palm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection

with white decorative script reading "I Need More" across the upper portion

World's Okayest Neighbor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Negotiating with Hans Gruber likeBeing the world's okayest neighbor means your lawn is alive but not thriving, and you wave from the driveway without making prolonged eye contact. Nobody's complaining, but nobody's baking you a casserole either. The Details: Distressed white bold sans serif text reads "WORLD'S" above a large decorative serif "OKAYEST" with an ornate capital "O" in an art deco style. A bold condensed slab serif reading "NEIGHBOR" sits below, followed by a thin