Me So Corny v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:M River tubing is just day

River tubing is just day drinking with a current and a more forgiving dress code

Arched distressed cream text reads "ANCHORHEAD

" with small stars trailing behind

Larger matching golden-orange text reads "HATERS" at the bottom

matching distressed text reads "PONYBOY" with a switchblade illustration beneath it

Me So Corny v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:M River tubing is just dayCandy corn walking around with that much confidence is unearned for Halloween's most polarizing candy. Nobody asked for a soft shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away. The Details: Distressed orange block text reads "ME SO CORNY" in a weathered, textured finish. Below, a vintage rubber hose style candy corn character struts with white gloved hands, white rounded shoes, a wide grin, and a tri color body of white, orange, and yellow.