Rather Be Lucky Than Good - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Vertically stacked black text reading

Vertically stacked black text reading "ESTD" and "1909" appears to the left of a front-facing steam locomotive illustration

Arched light blue rounded retro text reads "Don't Be Jelly" with a distressed texture

Nobody makes you feel worse about yourself with more enthusiasm

and white fill contains bold red italic text reading "Michael Myers" in a brand-parody serif font

Bold yellow and pink block text reads "NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH" below

Rather Be Lucky Than Good - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Vertically stacked black text readingChoosing fortune over skill is the official philosophy of people who peaked in gym class and still talk about it. Hard work is noble, but a horseshoe in your pocket requires zero cardio. The Details: Bold white text reads "RATHER BE LUCKY THAN GOOD" across four stacked centered lines in a vintage hand drawn style. Below, a cartoon leprechaun face winks with a mischievous grin, sporting a large orange beard and a green top hat with a white buckle and