Witch Better Have My Candy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " A distressed golden longhorn

" A distressed golden longhorn skull with ornate flourishes anchors the bottom center

" followed by ornate white script reading "A National Pastime" above a golden-tan anchor and decorative rope flourishes

Grandma's green bean casserole was never meant to be that provocative

Schultz's bedside manner involves a beer

Nature's most overengineered introvert deserves more respect and fewer highway incidents

Witch Better Have My Candy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " A distressed golden longhornDemanding candy while dressed as a three foot vampire is the purest form of organized crime. Grandma thinks it's adorable, but everyone else just hears Rihanna. The Details: Golden yellow arched text reads "WITCH BETTER HAVE MY" above larger serif text reading "CANDY." A vintage hand drawn illustration depicts a boy in a vampire cape holding a jack o' lantern bucket, standing before a dark neighborhood silhouette. A bordered yellow banner below reads