Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_mob and amenities like horseback riding

and amenities like horseback riding and a large swimming pool

an orange beak

flanked by laurel wreath branches

which says more about the original than the parody

Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_mob and amenities like horseback ridingTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered