The Pinheads - Too Darn Loud Tour - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_80s Sergeant Hulka managing a platoon

Sergeant Hulka managing a platoon of misfits who enlisted on a whim required the patience of a saint and the deadpan of a mortician

Winning a leg lamp in a fragrance contest means your living room decor has officially peaked

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offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

he committed the most aggressively Midwestern act of sainthood ever put on film

The Pinheads - Too Darn Loud Tour - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_80s Sergeant Hulka managing a platoonRejection letters from battle of the bands judges make the best tour poster taglines. Marty's twelve seconds of shredding deserved a world tour, not some square with a megaphone killing the vibe. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Brushy white script reads "THE PINHEADS" over two overlapping inverted triangles in coral pink and light blue. Bold outlined teal block letters read "TOO DARN LOUD TOUR" below, with smaller teal text reading "HILL