My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White Bold white sans-serif text below

Bold white sans-serif text below reads "SPORTSBALL" on one line

The old defunct video store

with "LF/CF" to the right

Dark red shadowed serif text reads "TURKS" above bold red italic text reading "ROLLERDROME

Bold black illustration depicts a penguin in a jaunty skating pose

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White Bold white sans-serif text belowSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and