University of Your Mom - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Earning military-style wings for a

Earning military-style wings for a turbulent two minutes in a bathroom smaller than a coffin is the most aggressively optimistic self-assessment in aviation history

)" beside a green woodcut-style illustration of a smiling farmer in a wide-brimmed hat and overalls holding a wicker basket of red apples

skipping cheerfully while waving a magic wand

Alhambra Bowl stood at the corner of Alhambra and Folsom in Sacramento

Jim earned his legend

University of Your Mom - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Earning military-style wings for aFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by