What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white hand-lettered italic script

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

Abiding and doing the Dew are fundamentally incompatible philosophies

A posterized oval portrait sits left-center

Supporting white serif text reads "The Gift That Keeps On Givin'" at the top and "Since 1989" at the base of the design

Gold serif text in a medieval-style font reads "Farkus" below the face

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white hand-lettered italic scriptNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.