If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Bremerton made the most accurate

Bremerton made the most accurate portrait of every human's first hour on wheels

Decorative white script text reads "Snow's Out" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with a red hat

Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline

Johnny Utah holds a yellow surfboard on the left

Atlanta's Firecrackers joined the Southern Association as a Class B club in 1892

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Bremerton made the most accurateGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.