Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex T-Shirt fort pierce Cats present their anus to

Cats present their anus to you like it's a gift they spent all morning wrapping

An epic throwback tribute T-Shirt inspired by Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

A four-digit telephone number on the sign speaks to just how far back those roots go

Inspired by Krull

Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex T-Shirt fort pierce Cats present their anus toOrnithologists claiming they're only here for the Blue Tit and the Great Tit have an suspiciously well rehearsed explanation. Plausible deniability has never looked so feathered. The Details: Arched dark navy block text reads "EASILY DISTRACTED" above larger matching text reading "BY TITS." Four labeled cartoon illustrations of birds perched on branches appear below, depicting a Blue Tit, Marsh Tit, Great Tit, and Coal Tit in yellow, blue, brown,