Smoke Ribs Not Crack - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL wearing a white cap

wearing a white cap

White arched uppercase text reads "A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU" over a red wireframe geodesic dome with small silhouetted structures along its base

when the harbor was still a quiet sailors' paradise

Putting new cover sheets on TPS reports won't save you from two consultants named Bob deciding your fate

with a small baseball nearby

Smoke Ribs Not Crack - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL wearing a white capBarbecue guys replaced one addiction with another and somehow turned it into a moral high ground. Nothing says reformed lifestyle like spending fourteen hours monitoring temperature on a meat nap. The Details: Wavy distressed white text reads "SMOKE RIBS" with letterforms dissolving into curling smoke lines. Below, a cartoon rack of red ribs with exposed white bones sits on a round white grill grate. Curved bold white text below reads "NOT CRACK" in a