Roswell National Park - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL and palm trees

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" and "CALIFORNIA

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Bold white block text below the border reads "I AM EXPERT" above a pink underline accent

Roswell National Park - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL and palm treesRoswell got designated a national park, which is one way to handle a cover up. Slap a gift shop on it, sell some postcards, and remind everyone they were never here. The Details: A vintage woodcut style desert landscape in burnt orange and mustard gold depicts layered mountains, a large golden sun, cacti, desert scrub, and a small alien figure waving among the scenery. Burnt orange serif text below reads "ROSWELL NATIONAL PARK." Flowing mustard gold