I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt tombstone Treating an alien hunting party

Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette

Distressed white cursive script reads "Tap Tap" across the top line and "Taparoo" beneath it

Distressed white blackletter text below reads "We Believe In Nussing

A large red apple with a white highlight contains a green anthropomorphic worm with a smirking human face smoking a cigarette

Bold white chunky text reads "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR CAULK OUT" in a stacked two-line layout

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt tombstone Treating an alien hunting partyCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved