American Balled Eagle - Women's T-Shirt fasttimes1 and green-and-red spacesuit

and green-and-red spacesuit

A golden-yellow and black tiger in a crouching pose stands atop a red baseball bat

Inspired by Boogie Nights

which opened on December 26

White spaced-out block capitals read "HOTEL" above flowing white cursive reading "President

American Balled Eagle - Women's T-Shirt fasttimes1 and green-and-red spacesuitSwapping one letter turned America's most majestic bird into a fertility symbol, and the eagle still looks like it belongs on a government seal. One consonant separates patriotism from a dick joke whispered at the cookout. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle in a landing pose with wings spread wide, bearing white stars across blue inked wing feathers, a white head, yellow beak, and yellow talons. Red script text below reads "American