Skateway - Cypress, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt hamburgers Yogurt warned us merchandising is

Yogurt warned us merchandising is where the real money is

Zero profanity on a technicality is the highest form of resignation

Inspired by Dumb and Dumber

white block text reads "1988 MASTER NEGOTIATOR OF THE YEAR" above cyan text reading "NAKATOMI CORPORATION

through decades of league play and weekend nights out

Skateway - Cypress, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt hamburgers Yogurt warned us merchandising isPrinting a full street address and phone number for a roller rink that closed decades ago is the most optimistic thing on any garment in this building. Somewhere a ghost in rental skates is still waiting for you to call about couples night. The Details: Large distressed white angular text reads "SKATEWAY" in a bold slanted sans serif font with a speckled, weathered texture. Smaller distressed white text below reads "6143 Ball Road Cypress, CA 90630