Sobchak Security - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL containing "TALL FAT" in blue

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

bordered in white

Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline

A digital illustration of President Gerald Ford wearing a sombrero

Elegant golden-yellow script at the bottom reads "Dr

Sobchak Security - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL containing "TALL FAT" in blueSobchak Security offers peace of mind six days a week because Shomer Shabbos is non negotiable, even during active burglaries. Every consultation includes a complimentary lecture about Vietnam. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak in yellow tinted aviator sunglasses and an olive vest, holding a raised handgun, sits at the top. Distressed yellow block text below reads "SOBCHAK SECURITY" followed by white serif