Party Animal Just Add Booze - Women's T-Shirt Size:S 1987" above white italic script

1987" above white italic script reading "We've Got it All

Roy Hobbs started a lumber company with exactly one product and zero business plan

"Rad" survived the entire 1980s as the safest word a twelve-year-old could scream at a half-pipe

and candelabra sit to the left

Robbing banks in rubber president masks is just how you fund an endless summer when your spiritual leader has immaculate hair and zero retirement plans

Party Animal Just Add Booze - Women's T-Shirt Size:S 1987" above white italic scriptWerewolves need a full moon to transform, but most guys at an open bar only need a second IPA and a DJ playing "Don't Stop Believin'." The button down shirt survives exactly long enough to maintain plausible deniability. The Details: Orange block text reads "PARTY ANIMAL" in an arched layout above a vintage horror style illustration of a snarling werewolf in a button down, gripping a green bottle, rendered in orange and green ink. Orange block text