Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt san gabriel centered with a weathered screen-print

centered with a weathered screen-print texture throughout

Opening during the postwar bowling boom of the 1950s and 1960s

becoming sacred ground for the communities they raised

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

staff lines

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt san gabriel centered with a weathered screen-printAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each