The Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather wearing a white cap

wearing a white cap

striped tube socks

large dark oval eyes

Citing precedent from Moses to a Dodgers pitcher to win a parking lot argument about a recreational bowling league is peak Walter Sobchak litigation

Nothing says Allied victory like doing the hokey pokey on quad skates at Euclid and East 90th

The Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather wearing a white capPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits