The North Swole - Unisex Hoodie clinton 1887" at the bottom

1887" at the bottom

In a timber town built on sawmills and hard work

" with large bold slab-serif capitals reading "STARLIGHTERS" anchoring the bottom

Swole Jesus doing bicep curls suggests the resurrection was just the ultimate rest day payoff

YOU'RE NOT PIZZA

The North Swole - Unisex Hoodie clinton 1887" at the bottomSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.