Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL 1969" in a clean corporate

1969" in a clean corporate hierarchy

A small golden-yellow flux capacitor icon sits beneath the main text block

Golden-cream block text reads "MRS

Convincing a retired master to break a blood oath requires the right sales pitch

Homey Don't Play That

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL 1969" in a clean corporateVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.