Lawn Enforcement Officer - Women's T-Shirt nevada of Schaeffer Motors

of Schaeffer Motors

with heavy speckled aging throughout

Red hand-drawn text reads "CHICKEN BOY" across a banner held by a cartoon chicken-headed figure in a white apron and blue checkered pants

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Retro mid-century motel sign illustration in green

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Women's T-Shirt nevada of Schaeffer MotorsLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered