Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Hoodie tombstone " "ONLY ORIGINALS

" "ONLY ORIGINALS

Somehow the books always looked cleaner than the people keeping them

and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

Bumpuses' hounds treating your holiday dinner like an all-you-can-eat buffet remains the most devastating culinary catastrophe in neighborhood history

and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Hoodie tombstone " "ONLY ORIGINALSEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads