Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Some bowling alleys were just

Some bowling alleys were just bowling alleys

announced in the same calm green font as a math quiz

Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold

Diagonal yellow-and-black hazard stripe bar sits above distressed yellow block text reading "THIS IS NOT A DRILL

hanging from strings while posed mid-strut

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Some bowling alleys were justSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit