Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL with a small golden-yellow star

with a small golden-yellow star centered below it

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

Packaging that karmic humiliation as a consumer product is the pettiest victory lap in Hill Valley history

Distressed white serif text below reads "555-2368

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Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL with a small golden-yellow starRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY