Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff This one’s as real as

This one’s as real as it gets

Every other national symbol requires mythology

The field guide entry is real formal for something nobody can say out loud at dinner

and nobody ever will

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Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff This one’s as real asReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"