I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt hawaii Hollywood Montrose walks into a

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

I have taken a picture of every steak I have ever eaten there

matching white text reads "Nuts" with a curved baseball-style swoosh underline

Johnny tossing his badge into the surf afterward is peak melodrama disguised as the only sane response

with casual script lettering reading "Club" below it

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt hawaii Hollywood Montrose walks into aBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked