Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Hallmark keeps rejecting that card

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Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Hallmark keeps rejecting that cardCharles De Mar's eggnog recipe lists lighter fluid as the key ingredient, and honestly, nobody at that party questioned it. A family tradition built on flammable beverages and zero accountability. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow covered edges. A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A