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Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

" White sans-serif italic text at the bottom reads "Just Like Grammar Used To Make

Indiana" at the bottom

The Philosoraptor - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy Channel some serious holiday vibesPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits