I'll Have a Frosty One - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Arched distressed tan serif text

Arched distressed tan serif text reads "OUTREMONT" above a large tan maple leaf emblem flanked by "OUTREMONT QUEBEC

Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam

Broadway through the 1950s and 1960s

this shirt is a fantastic tribute to the unforgettable experience of the Barbary Coast

but beer and ice is the only one with a 100% completion rate

I'll Have a Frosty One - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Arched distressed tan serif textFrosty skipped the parade and went straight to the open bar, which honestly tracks for a guy whose entire existence is a countdown clock. Nothing motivates day drinking like a body temperature measured in puddles. The Details: Red text reads "I'LL HAVE A" arched above a retro cartoon snowman in a top hat and scarf, dancing while hoisting a green bottle, surrounded by red snowflakes and starbursts. Bold red text below reads "FROSTY" with smaller red