University of Your Mom - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Dark red cursive script reads

Dark red cursive script reads "Damiano" alongside olive-green blocky uppercase text reading "Mr

Surrounding "Jolly AF" with candy canes and prancing reindeer is the graphic design equivalent of a choir boy flipping you off behind the hymnal

Mirrored shades

White elliptical orbital rings surround the text

Two champagne flutes filled with a golden liquid are positioned on either side of the bottle

University of Your Mom - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Dark red cursive script readsFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by