Socrates - Dust, Wind, Dude - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Stylized old English text reads

Stylized old English text reads "the Arches" with spaced uppercase text below reading "RESTAURANT" followed by "3334 WEST COAST HIGHWAY" and "NEWPORT BEACH

Inspired by Porky's

" and bright cyan text reading "COUNTRY & WESTERN

which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built-in alibi

Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s-inspired style

Socrates - Dust, Wind, Dude - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Stylized old English text readsReducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce. So crates himself would probably approve, assuming Bill remembered his name correctly. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: Three white minimalist icons arranged in a row depict a cluster of dot particles, curved flowing wind lines, and a bearded bust of Socrates. Angular white pseudo Greek