I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Heaven's closer entering the ninth

Heaven's closer entering the ninth with a crown of thorns and a 1

Strapping a Christmas tree to a station wagon requires the same tactical precision as regulating the streets

Nobody loves what they do that much unless they're either delusional or literally built for it

Smaller distressed white text reads "ESTABLISHED" above clean white serif numerals "1987" at the base

with "FASHIONED" spanning below in matching style

I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Heaven's closer entering the ninthGhosts of Christmas past, present, and future are significantly less terrifying than the whiskey, vodka, and rum trinity that actually visits you on December 25th. Nobody needs supernatural intervention when blackout spirits already handle the life reassessment. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I WAS VISITED BY" above bold distressed white text reading "THREE SPIRITS." Below, three illustrated liquor bottles stand in a row, labeled