Ice Cream It's Cheaper Than Therapy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL A white mountain range illustration

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Ice Cream It's Cheaper Than Therapy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL A white mountain range illustrationIce cream has prevented more emotional breakdowns than the entire American psychiatric establishment, and it does it without a copay or a waiting list. Choosing cookie dough over confronting your childhood is just sound financial planning. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "ICE CREAM" above a rubber hose style anthropomorphic ice cream cone character in white and golden yellow, grinning mid stride with white gloved hands and a large