Take a Pitcher - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Cursive script across the center

Cursive script across the center reads "Roller Bowl

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Distressed red text reads "COLE TRICKLE'S" at the top with green text reading "DRIVING SCHOOL" below

the word "FUN" appears significantly larger in the same style

Sand traps probably trigger him worse than sand planets

Take a Pitcher - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Cursive script across the centerOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold