Party in Slow Motion - Unisex T-Shirt oc Arched bold white block text

Arched bold white block text reads "ROCK AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE" above a cartoon illustration of a muscular bald man embracing a decorated green Christmas tree

Large distressed white decorative serif text reads "Abe Froman" above a retro cartoon sausage mascot wearing a golden crown

" "CONNECTICUT STATE LEAGUE

On summer nights

" filling the shape from top to bottom

Party in Slow Motion - Unisex T-Shirt oc Arched bold white block textPontoon boats are floating patios that somehow became the greatest threat to productivity in America. Speed would spill the drinks, so you just surrender to seven miles per hour and a sunset that looks airbrushed on a van in 1978. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PARTY IN" above "SLOW MOTION," where "MOTION" appears in orange overlapping an orange half circle sun. Horizontal orange stripes extend across a white shoreline silhouette.