American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL with dark stylized script reading

with dark stylized script reading "Knights" below

In an era when small-city baseball clubs were the soul of their towns

Large white distressed block text reads "UNCLE ROMAN'S BOAT RENTALS" above smaller orange and yellow condensed text reading "BLOW SOME COIN ON A KICK-ASS DRAG BOAT

" with "SAN FRANCISCO

" Smaller cyan text below reads "THERE THEY ARE NOW

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL with dark stylized script readingPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."