Unpainted Arizona - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Cardinal WI" above a posterized portrait

WI" above a posterized portrait of Roman Craig in a cap and sunglasses

" and "BURRITOS

Pappas reducing the entire FBI mission to a sandwich order is the most relatable moment in any action movie ever made

The lower two lines continue in matching crimson block text reading "CHRISTMAS" then "MOVIE

Inspired by Lazy Scranton from The Office

Unpainted Arizona - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Cardinal WI" above a posterized portraitUnpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip mall delusion Ed would never question. Slapping Est. 1987 on discount furniture merch is a loyalty oath only the right people decode. Inspired by Raising Arizona. The Details: Stylized green tree with a broad, flat canopy sits to the upper left. Distressed tan text in an angular southwestern font reads "Unpainted Arizona" below, with "Est. 1987"