Smoke Show - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities"

Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure

" with cursive script below reading "Corpus Christi

A retro two-color illustration in brown and seafoam green depicts a mid-century cafeteria building with large windows

established in 1958 as a Class AA club in South Texas

White art-deco block text reads "MOS EISLEY" above smaller spaced letters reading "CANTINA

Smoke Show - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities"Calling yourself a smoke show and meaning a 200 pound steel drum on wheels takes a level of confidence most people reserve for lying on resumes. The pork shoulder gets more tenderness than any relationship, but at least the bark is flawless. The Details: Puffy white bubble letter text reads "SMOKE" with billowing cartoon smoke clouds rising behind and around the lettering. A white hand drawn offset barrel smoker sits below, showing a main cooking